if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)

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rebzgriff2013:

himezawa:

converse-universe:

Just realised that the British currency does this.  Mind. Blown.


sssssssh

I’m English and I didn’t know this

rebzgriff2013:

himezawa:

converse-universe:

Just realised that the British currency does this.  Mind. Blown.

sssssssh

I’m English and I didn’t know this

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amidala-skywalkers:

They call themselves the “Guardians of the Galaxy”

What a bunch of a-holes.

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whosdraco:

"Believe me, Professor. I’ve been asking myself the same question for six years."

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dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

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homumado:

like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush

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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan)

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